Now, with CAPTIONS!

Captions, by popular demand:

"Awwriiiight, still getting bigger. BanDIT, BanDIT, BanDIT!"

"I do the whole "noble animal" pose better than anyone in the history of the world. Who needs the Sphinx?"

"Girls, you're not fooling anyone with that stethoscope. I do not need my heartrate monitored twenty-seven times a day."

"Fastest land animal? Eat your heart out, cheetahs."

"Don't think I don't see you standing there taking this picture. I have 290 degree vision."

"I wonder if I can drag this straw over and put it in Mom's nose while she sleeps..."

"Ok that's far enough. Put me down. Now is fine. Now. Do it."