Do you know what I'm saying?
My editor thought this picture the Zoo had up on their website was hilarious and asked me what I was thinking/saying in it, but I decided it would be more amusing to have my fans put the words in my mouth.
The winner gets...a FREE Bandit t-shirt (when they are ready). You know you want it.
So what am I saying?
(Note from Lawyer Katie: Contest ends 12/8/2005. Only Bandit's clownmunch editor is not allowed to participate.)
posted by SlimShelly @ 7:58 AM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Holy crap. Not another picture!!!
"Now tell me, does this paw look like a stick of butter to you?"
"Back off big guy. It may work with the chicks, but not with me" (with apologies to Scrooged)
You're going to take my temperature WHERE???
Mom, calm down. The keeper tells me that this is a perfectly natural thing that happens to all young male cubs. I'm sorry...she's cute.
Mom rolled over the empty 40's from last night and she has a 40 ounce bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon stuck in her ear and a 40 ounce bottle of King Cobra Premium Malt stuck up her you know what, and the best is she's too hung over to notice, now she's trying to walk outside, oh, oh, ohh, crash the bottle in her ear just hit the wall and there is glass everywhere and now its just the broken bottle neck in her ear, can't wait till she gets outside and squats wow is she in for a surprise, betch you will be able to hear her honking all the way over on Capitol Hill
Mom, get that g-string off your head. Even the geckos are laughing at you.
Love from your personal trainer...
I hope there's discretionary funds available in the Zoo budget. We can really use some cases of industrial strength Lysol around the panda house(particularly after mom goes on one of her benders.) Rehab ain't cheap either...
Lauren, your personal trainer
"Mom, seriously, I will not take tips from MY fans for YOUR booze. Flashing them won't help either. Aaaah!"
And then she said ....
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