Bamboo Cuban

As recommended by H:

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em, boys"

My charm grows...

"Sorry babe, you're not my type."

"As the drop-dead handsome world famous outlaw mountaineer surveyed the precipice beside him, a low chuckle rumbled up from his throat. Paltry things like 20,000 foot drops held no interest for him. This mountain was so awed to be climbed by him that it asked for his autograph before he even got started."

Now, with CAPTIONS!

Captions, by popular demand:

"Awwriiiight, still getting bigger. BanDIT, BanDIT, BanDIT!"

"I do the whole "noble animal" pose better than anyone in the history of the world. Who needs the Sphinx?"

"Girls, you're not fooling anyone with that stethoscope. I do not need my heartrate monitored twenty-seven times a day."

"Fastest land animal? Eat your heart out, cheetahs."

"Don't think I don't see you standing there taking this picture. I have 290 degree vision."

"I wonder if I can drag this straw over and put it in Mom's nose while she sleeps..."

"Ok that's far enough. Put me down. Now is fine. Now. Do it."

Bandit: And Then I Could See

Bandit: The Early Days